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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

A man. That is all.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

9/11/01 walks into a bar

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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