- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

A baby seal walks into a club.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

yo mama so fat she's fat

sweaty black guy

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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