Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Hey, Max!!

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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