whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Haha

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What is brown and sticky?

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i like potatoes

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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