What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Hi colton

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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i fondle myself every night....

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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