Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

a little girl gets raped

George Bush.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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