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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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