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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Women's Rights

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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