How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Your life That's the joke

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like my drawing of a white person?

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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whats gay ? you

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Romney 2012

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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