What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Herman Cain

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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your mother is so lesbian

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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your momma's an antijoke

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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AVI IS A FAG

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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