- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

You know George Washington? He died.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

French people

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

your face.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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