- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My sister has to take a dump

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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