- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

corey is a nipplepotomus

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

American Idol

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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