A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Where else? The junk yard

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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ur mother

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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