- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Golf.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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