What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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