What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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i heart wiener

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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My children are mistakes

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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