I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Water, please.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Fruitcake

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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