Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Gadaffi

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Covietz has a large penis

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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