One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Punchline.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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The jets are a good team..

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Icecream

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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PENIS

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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