Oliver's friends

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

im black

A horse walks into a bar...n

KIMBERLEY HONEY

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Knock Knock Good one...

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Chaney is a dumb b****

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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