roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

suck my dick.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

come along children

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Herman Cain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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