Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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I am really good at math debating

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Hummer.

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Anti Joke

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