what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Womens rights

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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W.N.B.A.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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A fish walks into a bar

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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