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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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your life

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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DANA

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Gadaffi

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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