Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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