Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Josh kissing a girl

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What is Jason? Black.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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