Hi poop!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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