How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Canada

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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knock knock come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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