- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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