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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Small breasts.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

I love boobs

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Nickelback

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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