- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

You're so straight!

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

The government makes a good decision

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

what is white and sticky? glue.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

josh simpson has cancer

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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