What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

a banana

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Herman Cain

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's 9 +10 19

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

i have 2 penises

amy copied adams haircut :0

Slavery

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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