whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

The government makes a good decision

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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