- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

So one time this woman was learning...

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Hitler

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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