A man walks into a bar.

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Penis

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Oliver's friends

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Anti Joke

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