An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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womans rights

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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The jets are a good team..

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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