What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

the WNBA

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

gay marriage.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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