I had a dream I watched Inception.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What do you call a group of asians? China.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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