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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

I have no joke. u mad?

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Hello world

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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