wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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