What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Anti jokes are funny

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Freedom of Speech

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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