One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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