Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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i have aids and a chode

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American healthcare.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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hi my name is? joe

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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gays

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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