once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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