When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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