Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What's funny? Women's rights.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What what In the butt

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A baby seal walks into a club...

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Kim Kardashian.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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