what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

No joke.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

black people. that is all...

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What is a dog? Bark

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Santa Clogged my toliet

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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