What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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black people. that is all...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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dildo

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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