Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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son, you're adopted.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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