Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A joke

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Women's rights

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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