He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Asians...

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johann grayson being liked

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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