- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

i have aids and a chode

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

penis

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

i like potatoes

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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